I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I just forgot I was standing up.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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