Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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