God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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