Your tits are I can't wait for
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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