Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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