My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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