We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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