Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Will exercising make me less horny?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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