What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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