Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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