using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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