Ambien. No doubt about it.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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