Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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