id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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