He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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