problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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