My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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