Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
