why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
You pole danced in your parka.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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