margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Just pee around me
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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