You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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