Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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