If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
im on a boat
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