walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
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