i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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