so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Sext me about skeletons
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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