So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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