Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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