You can't motorboat a personality
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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