Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
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