somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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