so that wasnt chicken after all
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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