? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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