Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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