The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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