I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I have post one night stand depression
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