You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
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