keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
