Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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