Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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