they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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