Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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