if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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