i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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