Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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