The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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