Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
there is glitter all over my balls
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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