Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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