Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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