And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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