no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
