i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
So here I am, sexting at work.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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