She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Buhtt sex?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Randomize
