My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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